Archive · 29 Sep 2026
Man Crashes Into Texas Kroger After Doors Lock Bathroom
A man in Texas needed to use a bathroom early in the morning.
The grocery store was closed, so its doors were locked.
Police said he drove his car through the front entrance to get inside.
The crash broke glass and damaged the store’s doors.
His car stopped near a Halloween candy display.
No injuries were reported in the article.
The man was arrested for criminal mischief.
People online made jokes about him having plenty of time to use a bathroom while in jail.
A 60-year-old man allegedly drove through a Rosenberg, Texas, Kroger entrance around 4:28 a.m. on Sunday.
Police said he intentionally crashed into the closed store because he needed to use the bathroom.
The crash caused extensive damage to the pharmacy entrance, including shattered glass and a bent door frame.
The vehicle stopped inside near a Halloween candy display, while the car’s front reportedly remained relatively undamaged.
The man was arrested on a criminal mischief charge, according to a report cited by the article.
- Who
- A known male individual believed to be 60 years old; his name was not released.
- What
- He allegedly drove intentionally through a Kroger entrance and was arrested on a criminal mischief charge.
- When
- Around 4:28 a.m. on a Sunday; the article identifies the date as September 26, while a quoted police statement says September 27.
- Where
- A Kroger grocery store in Rosenberg, Texas, about 35 miles southwest of Houston.
- Why
- Police said he needed to use the bathroom and was upset that the store doors were locked.
- Location
- Rosenberg, Texas
- Store
- Kroger grocery store
- Approximate time
- 4:28 a.m.
- Suspect
- A believed 60-year-old man
- Damage
- Extensive damage to the pharmacy entrance, including shattered glass and a bent metal door frame
- Arrest charge
- Criminal mischief
- Vehicle location
- Inside the store next to a Halloween candy display